What will it be like to order pizza in 2022 when there will be new technology

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Ordering pizza in 2022

Collar: Is this a pizza hit?

Google: No sir, this is Google Pizza.

Caller: Sorry, I dialed the wrong number.

Google: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

Collar: OK. I would like a pizza

Google: Would you like to order your favorite pizza, sir?

Collar: How do you know my favorite pizza?

Google: According to our Caller ID datasheet, you ordered a pizza with three things, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick layer the last 12 times.

Collar: Brilliant! That's what I want to order.

Google: Can I order a vegetable pizza this time?

Collar: What? I don't want to eat vegetable pizza!

Google: Sir, your cholesterol is not good.

Caller: How do you know?

Google: From your medical records we have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Collar: Okay, but I don't want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take my cholesterol medication.

Google: Sorry sir, but you didn't take your medicine regularly. According to our database, you once bought a box of 30 cholesterol tablets from Boots Pharmacy 4 months ago.

Caller: I bought more from another pharmacy.

Google: It does not appear on your credit card record.

Caller: I paid in cash.

Google: But you did not withdraw enough money according to your bank statement.

Caller: I have other sources of cash.

Google: It does not appear on your recent tax returns unless you have made money illegally.

Caller: What nonsense!

Google: I'm sorry sir, we only use such information to help you.

Caller: That's enough! I'm fed up with Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and more. I am going to an island without internet, TV. Where there is no Nafon facility and there is no one to spy on me.

Google: But you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

Welcome to the future :)